31 Funny Facts About Men Those Women Don’t Know Yet!

Life is as simple as you want to make it! Look at your surroundings and observe the beauty of the creation! How about observing the differences of your counterpart; Guy, who construct exactly the other 50% of the human beings! Some facts that are habits for them, may be fun for you to know! Here are 31 funny facts about men those women don’t know yet!

Funny Facts About Men

31 Funny Facts About Men

1. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals!

2. Men who have pierced any of ears are even better prepared for marriage. You know why? Because they have already experienced pain and went for buying jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically and economically responsible. In our world where there are more women than men, it pays to the fact and recycles!

4. If a guy remained single for longer time span, he got some anxiety on his capabilities! With a longer period of time, this anxiety literally increases!

5. All men are more or less ineffective in managing and maintaining wives’ or girlfriends’ gifts!

6. Be careful of men who are both bald and rich. The overall arrogance of having “rich” usually cancels out the compromising nice of “bald.”

7. If you truly want the most of his attention, don’t get caught up with a man during any play-off season!

8. If you are confused with the man on whether to marry or not, here is a simple but most effective way: see the way your man looks at himself in a mirror! It will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else and also his future behavior!

9. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, be sure on the fact that for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom.

10. Men like to barbecue to the funniest extent. Do you know the extent? Men will go for cooking even if danger is involved!

11. Men like phones with lots of buttons and options available. It makes them feel important and central.

12. Men are very confident by nature. They are so confident that watching favorite sports on television; they think, if they concentrate properly they can help respective teams. If the team is in serious trouble, they can coach the players from your living room!

13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

14. Men no matter what,s love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning!

15. All men just hate to hear “I think we need to talk about our relationship.” These few words can strike excessive fear in the heart of even a Wrestler!

16. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers and the way you use it to shape your eyelash!

17. Don’t ever try to teach men how doing anything in public. They can mostly learn in private, in public they have to know and they have to know better!

18. A good and flexible place to meet a man that he desires, but usually cannot say so is at the dry cleaner! These men usually have so many jobs and need time to bathe just before the meeting.

19. Men love watches with multiple functions like bearing watch only for watching the time is an excessive effort to them! It’s better if the watch can serve the functions of address book, telescope, piano etc.

20. Men are sensitive in their own strange ways! If a man has put up a fire and the last plot does not burn, he will be going to take it personally or if the whole team defeats by only one run failure of last batsman, this batsman surely will take the incident personally and trust me going to regret even after hitting the bed at night!

21. Men are really brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to go with shopaholic wives for having shopped or get a bikini wax.

22. All men think that they are nice guys in their own unique natures! They even keep depending on their any wrong deed with some mere logic to pretend as a “nice guy”!

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Funny Facts About Men

24. Men don’t feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do!

25. Men usually don’t get cellulite. They only think that, God might just be a man!

26. Men have a much easier time in buying any kind of suits. They can go for two choice types: nerdy and not nerdy!

27. Men are really much easier than women in clothing or exam halls! You can never find a man walking into a party and saying “Oh, my Lord, I am feeling so embarrassed and get me out of here, There’s another man wearing the same suit”!

28. It’s a well known psychology of men among business companies that men hate to shop. That’s why those companies, mostly provide the men’s department on the first floor of a department store or two inches far from the door.

29. Men forget almost everything. Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant and specific replays in sports. They have already forgotten what happened a few seconds ago!

30. Getting rid of a man or ignoring a man without hurting his masculinity is a unique problem. “Get out” and “Don’t ever call me again” and “I never want to see your face again” might sound to them like a challenge and literally they will do everything to win the challenge! If you want to peacefully get rid of a man, a much easier way is saying “I love you” “ why did not you call me all day long” “ I want to marry you as soon as possible!” Your problem will surely be solved!

31. Men are much less sentimental than women. No man has ever voluntarily gone for watching the movie like “The way we were” or “A walk to remember” twice!

The average woman smiles 62 times a day, whereas the average man smiles only 8 times. I guess you get to know the reasons now by reading these funny facts about men.

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